My type of gal!

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What a lovely lady, anyone know her?




Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report


11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.
 
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Grey_Mafia wouldn't need the knife and would have picked a larger group of men ;-)
 
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A Google search using 'Mellisa Lee Williams' throws up (indeed) a photograph of the fragrant beauty. But not a new story.

No linky. This iPhone malarky hasn't been mastered yet. And I'm pished, though not pished enough to muff dive that Papa 1 Golf.

Curses, beaten to it. Truly hideous, pong or not.


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Pah! Council Estate Walt! Turlin Moor's got nothing on the Trinidad Estate, it's just closer to RM Poole!

Try Clifton, Wythenshawe, Woodchurch or Kirkby for a real council estate.
:) true, I'll certainly give you Wythenshawe, for a true taste of reality try 'Furnace' or 'Mixenden' in Halifax, meth labs, stray dogs ect, lush!
 
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You've obviously never been anywhere near Turlin Moor..
I work in east Hull, round those parts she would probably be classed as fit among the Gola vested arse scratching blokes roaming around.

As for the woman the article is about, she'll be forever known as "that woman with the honky tonk minge", which means she'd have gone down well with that Napoleon chap!
 
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Have you ever been out of Poole? Turlin is almost genteel compared to the shitholes I could show you in the Smoke.
Try Arbroath/Angus or for that matter most corners of Dundee superman! :) Very few guns but land mine sized piles of dog shit and syringe wielding Ginger nut smack heads :) many a handsome bootneck has vaulted someones back fence after being nabbed snorting Gronks while hubby's not in!
 
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It's old news, Nov 2110.

But just for you.
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Nov 2110 is old news?

Shit, I know I had a whole pint of beer and a little bit of sake at the weekend but I hadn't realised I'd lost a whole century!


Still no hover-cars or domesticated cylons about though? Damn this disappointing future


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Try Arbroath/Angus or for that matter most corners of Dundee superman! :) Very few guns but land mine sized piles of dog shit and syringe wielding Ginger nut smack heads :) many a handsome bootneck has vaulted someones back fence after being nabbed snorting Gronks while hubby's not in!
Someone is pining for Rockley.
 
#20
Pah! Council Estate Walt! Turlin Moor's got nothing on the Trinidad Estate, it's just closer to RM Poole!

Try Clifton, Wythenshawe, Woodchurch or Kirkby for a real council estate.
Drive your Hemi between those and you would be bankrupt!
 
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