Just spent the night in France (where I work) and 'popped out' for a few light ales. Managed to get rather p***ed and on my 'wanderings' adopted a tramp. Now it's not a particularly exotic place (where I am) but I didn't expect to find a Mancurian Vagrant on my Sunday eve wanderings. Took said vagrant to a bar, and bought him a drink (or two). Anyway, thought I was doing my 'bit', but the ungrateful bas*ard downed his beer in one, demanded further beverages (quote...."you brought me in here, what did you think i'd do; i'm a vagrant.....vagrants drink") and then proceeded to kick off, get thrown out and get me thrown out too. Que; on the street .....quote (from vagrant)..."what did you do that for, I was enjoying my pint"). Is it me, or is "charity" for the weak?