My town is great and you really should visit

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taff49, Aug 14, 2012.

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  1. See, I cut around all over the country with work and have in the last few months stayed in (in no particular order) Wrexham, Ipswich, Dundee, Aigburth, Ripon, Bridgend, Norwich, Rotherham and a whole host of other places. I have to visit customers all over, and not just in large cities/county towns.
    Now, at present all I have to go on before plonking for a town for the night is laterooms.com and an indication that the place has en-suite and free Wi-Fi. A curry house within walking distance is a Brucie, and a decent battle cruiser with friendly folk and maybe even a live band would be a good call, while a MILF with an interest in classic American cars would be considered a right result.
    So, why should I visit your little burg on my travels? What does it have to offer my jaded palette? What top-flight food and entertainment would tempt me to your gaff?
    (pics of the MILF would be a good start)
    Your chance to cement the good name and reputation of your town right here on Arrse. In your own time, carry on.
     
  2. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Not a chance stay away from my town I'm winning the battle of the bluffing cunts me!

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  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    So in other words you're a Gypsy !
     
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  4. Wetwang... full of Wetwangers.
     
  5. My town is great because......well, I am here
     
  6. pontefract-girl.jpg You know you want to. :)
     
  7. I've used laterooms myself when I was in unfamiliar territory. I've worked and stayed all over the UK: London, Manchester, Liverpool, most Yorkshire towns and cities, Carlisle, Glasgow, Inverness, Edinburgh, Southampton, Swindon, Bristol, Reading, Watford, Nottingham, Derby, Leicester, Newquay, Penzance, Plymouth, Oxford, Warrington, Blackpool, Preston, Chorley, Luton, Cambridge, Croydon, (this is reading like a rock band's tour itinerary, isn't it?), Lincoln, Coventry, Nuneaton, as well as Tyneside. In fact, I liked Tyneside so much that I ended up living there.
     
  8. Camra's "Good Beer Guide" is a reliable guide to good pubs with good beer, and it shows which ones do accommodation. I find it very useful if travelling away from home.

    It doesn't cover milfs though!
     
  9. Come to Brisbane. Nice weather, plenty of quality slags, good pubs. It's the city of winners.
     
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  10. watch the spelling, as not to end up in the city of weiners,

    arq-gay-sydney.jpg
     
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  11. I've just got back from Lincoln and it was a hoofin night. Every bird (uni or college) wants to fuxk. And the night before we was out in Newark and the fat sluts (the only ones who are up for it) you need to get here. I literally danced with some slit for thee mins and I had my fingers on her on the dance floor.

    Get on it my son

    Edit to say: a lot of booties knocking about. And they Wernt happy for me n my muckka to be around
     
  12. Some cunt's moved the buttons around on your keyboard. They should be in this order:

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    asdfghjkl;'#
    zxcvbnm,./
     
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  13. Bollocks I shouldn't be allowed a phone while I am this pissed up. Fuck it. You Internet nonce
     
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  14. Come to Mt Isa...I can't think why...but I don't want to just be the only one.
     
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  15. I live on the Isle of Grain and I really shouldn't be posting on this thread.
     
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