See, I cut around all over the country with work and have in the last few months stayed in (in no particular order) Wrexham, Ipswich, Dundee, Aigburth, Ripon, Bridgend, Norwich, Rotherham and a whole host of other places. I have to visit customers all over, and not just in large cities/county towns. Now, at present all I have to go on before plonking for a town for the night is laterooms.com and an indication that the place has en-suite and free Wi-Fi. A curry house within walking distance is a Brucie, and a decent battle cruiser with friendly folk and maybe even a live band would be a good call, while a MILF with an interest in classic American cars would be considered a right result. So, why should I visit your little burg on my travels? What does it have to offer my jaded palette? What top-flight food and entertainment would tempt me to your gaff? (pics of the MILF would be a good start) Your chance to cement the good name and reputation of your town right here on Arrse. In your own time, carry on.