Hopefully you'll be strangled until you're unconcious before being drowned in a large bucket of pish. If there's a god, photographs will be taken and sent to every member of your family, inducing heart attacks and wiping your family name out for ever.
If you are lucky, you will find someone in your intake called "Love" or "Mahoney" or somesuch. Then you can short-circuit the ribbing with "Where are you Mahoney?" "Just coming Darling" exchanges. Good luck in your career, Darling.