My Surname

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  1. Hi everyone this is my first post.

    anyway im hoping to join soon and my surname is darling.
    will i get any stick for this or will nobody really mind?

    Thanks
     
  2. No but as a Wah, your rubbish.
     
  3. You won't be the first, or the last.
     
  4. Hopefully you'll be strangled until you're unconcious before being drowned in a large bucket of pish. If there's a god, photographs will be taken and sent to every member of your family, inducing heart attacks and wiping your family name out for ever.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well tell your Dad to get his finger out and arrange a proper pay rise for the Forces. :D

    p.s. How did he get those eyebrows like that?
     
  6. If you are lucky, you will find someone in your intake called "Love" or "Mahoney" or somesuch. Then you can short-circuit the ribbing with "Where are you Mahoney?" "Just coming Darling" exchanges. Good luck in your career, Darling.
     
  7. of course not darling ;-)
     
  8. To be frank (not my name), I think you should give the RNLI a call.

    They'd welcome you with open arms.

    Poor wah but made me laugh :D
     
  9. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Pull yourself together darling.

    Of course they won't take the pish out of you.

    Sh1t wah though...is it Friday already?