My stockroom manager has no arm..

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  1. I love the way she's asian, with a white false arm.
    Not even a cardigan is going to cover that fact up.
  2. I figured with a first name of Riam & the fact there is a definate dusky tan there that hasn't come from a bottle or sunbathing, she's definately ethnic.
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    How does she feel?

    Aaah, my taxi.
  5. well it isn't like the shop gave her the elbow.....

    is there a spare seat in that taxi?
  6. Have their prices come down? That A&F stuff used to cost an arm and a leg.

    Spare seat in the minivan?
  7. Someone has to shoulder the blame for this....
  8. The complany lawyers should have seen this coming, forewarned is forearmed, as they say......
  9. She was unable to offer a hand to customers, thats why they shunted her into the stock room.

    Anymore room in the stretch minivan?
  10. I undestand she was discipined, but only got a slap on the wrist.
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    but how does she smell? :(
  12. Is she looking for a job, or just a handout?
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Like she's got the 'clap' . . . . . oh, she can't.

    Is that a bus taking people away?
  14. I'd do it though.