My sister Dolly thought Id look nice in this...


Urban warfare?
Uh, where is your sister? You are not suffocating her, are you?
Ah, tactical wobbing out on the Sofa. Nowt better! Good drills! Maybe next time you should invest in disruptive pattern boots though. Kinda gave you away...


War Hero
The old stagging on lying low waiting for the sale to start ploy. I think you will be spotted in that charity shop though.