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My sister belinda

#1
pissed out the window,

is all I can remember of this song, who knows the rest and what is it.
 
#2
bomb_mac said:
pissed out the window,

is all I can remember of this song, who knows the rest and what is it.
As I recall, the chorus went something like -

"Aye aye aye aye,
Si, si , Senora
My Seester Belinda Peesed outa de winda,
all over my bran' new sombrero"

But here's the words for you! (with a different end to the chorus)

http://www.haverhillrfc.co.uk/SongBook/My sister Belinda.htm

An' don' forget Gringo - you seeng dis in an outrageous Mexican accent! :wink:
 
#3
I remember the accent and thank you for your excellent answer
Now, a little bird landed on my windowsill....................................?
 
#4
And this one, from Carmen;

' Last night, I went to bed and pulled my plonker,

I knew I should, it did me good, I knew it would'.

'I heaved it, squeezed it, trod it in the floor,

Rolled it, bowled it, slammed it in the door'.

' Some people seem to think that sexual intercourse is Grande,

But speaking for myself, I'd rather roll it in my hand'.
 
#5
Another fair maiden worthy of Belinda's company

Dinah

Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
Show us your leg,
Show us your leg.
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
A yard above your knee.

I wish I were the diamond ring,
On Dinah's dainty hand.
Then every time she wiped her arse,
I'd see the promised land

The rich girl rides a limousine,
The poor girl rides a truck.
But the only ride that Dinah has,
Is when she has a fuck.

The rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
The poor girl uses a sheet.
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.

The rich girl wears a brassiere,
The poor Girl uses string,
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
She let's the bastards swing.

The rich girl uses Vaseline,
The poor uses lard.
But Dinah uses axle grease,
Because her cunt's so hard.

The rich girls work in factories,
The poor girls work in stores.
But Dinah works in a honky-tonk,
With forty other whores!
 
#6
Dr-Evil said:
Another fair maiden worthy of Belinda's company

Dinah

Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
I'll be singing that all day now
 
#7
bomb_mac said:
I remember the accent and thank you for your excellent answer
Now, a little bird landed on my windowsill....................................?
[align=center]ODE TO A ROBIN[/align]

As I awoke one sunny morn
When all things bright and new are born
A Robin perched upon my sill
To Herald the coming morn

He was fragile, gentle, young and gay(?)
So sweetly he did sing
Thoughts of happiness and joy
To my heart did he bring

Smiling sweetly at his song
I knelt across the bed
And gently closed my window
and crushed his fcuking head

Noisy little cnut!
 
#8
The version I recall is

My seesta Belinda
she sh1t out the winda
all over my brand new sombrero
I said "you Tw@t, you sh@t on my hat!"
and she said I don't f ucking care-o
Ay Ay AyAy, me and my brand new sombrero..........

and there I dry up, I'm getting bladdered later so may have a flashback!
 
#11
Dr-Evil said:
Another fair maiden worthy of Belinda's company

Dinah

Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
Show us your leg,
Show us your leg.
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
A yard above your knee.

I wish I were the diamond ring,
On Dinah's dainty hand.
Then every time she wiped her arse,
I'd see the promised land

The rich girl rides a limousine,
The poor girl rides a truck.
But the only ride that Dinah has,
Is when she has a fuck.

The rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
The poor girl uses a sheet.
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.

The rich girl wears a brassiere,
The poor Girl uses string,
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
She let's the bastards swing.

The rich girl uses Vaseline,
The poor uses lard.
But Dinah uses axle grease,
Because her cunt's so hard.

The rich girls work in factories,
The poor girls work in stores.
But Dinah works in a honky-tonk,
With forty other whores!

Macc Lads?
 
#12
blackrat_scaleyback said:
Dr-Evil said:
Another fair maiden worthy of Belinda's company

Dinah

Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
Show us your leg,
Show us your leg.
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
A yard above your knee.

I wish I were the diamond ring,
On Dinah's dainty hand.
Then every time she wiped her arse,
I'd see the promised land

The rich girl rides a limousine,
The poor girl rides a truck.
But the only ride that Dinah has,
Is when she has a fuck.

The rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
The poor girl uses a sheet.
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.

The rich girl wears a brassiere,
The poor Girl uses string,
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
She let's the bastards swing.

The rich girl uses Vaseline,
The poor uses lard.
But Dinah uses axle grease,
Because her cunt's so hard.

The rich girls work in factories,
The poor girls work in stores.
But Dinah works in a honky-tonk,
With forty other whores!

Macc Lads?
Nope, but I believe they did a cover version :D

Edited to add: I'm now "well on the way" based on copious amounts of top notch Chilean wine and still can't remember the next verse of "my seesta Belinda"
 
#13
That Dinah, Dinah show us your leg is a great p1ss up song.

I have been racking my poor old brain for the words to the Belinda

song but the memory banks are wearing thin these days.

Another good one, and of course there are hundreds of the buggers, is

'My little sister Lily is a whore in Piccadilly

and my mother is another in the Strand,

and my father hawks his ar5hole

round the Elephant and Castle,

we're the finest fcuking family in the land.'


I often wonder whether the lads still sing them. I suppose Playstation

and computers put an end to all that. Shame. :wink:
 
#14
Memo to self: Don't wake up early and log on – it can do your head in trying to remember songs!
With respect to the Haverhill songbook, these are the words I remember:

I like the rum,
It helps me to cum
But give me the good old vino,
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.

I like the whisky,
It makes me so frisky,
But give me the good old vino.
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.


There are more verses, each about a different drink

Possibly:

I like the gin,
It helps me to sin,

and maybe:

I like Bacardi,
It makes me so hardy
 
#16
Ali_Gee said:
The version I recall is

My seesta Belinda
she sh1t out the winda
all over my brand new sombrero
I said "you Tw@t, you sh@t on my hat!"
and she said I don't f ucking care-o
Ay Ay AyAy, me and my brand new sombrero..........

and there I dry up, I'm getting bladdered later so may have a flashback!
Thats about it.

All I remember is

My Seesta Belinda Piss out of the window
All ova my new sombrero
I said you Fat Tw@t You've pissed on my Hat
and she said I don't f ucking Care-i-o
AyAyAyAy My New Sombrero
I said you Fat Tw@t You've pissed on my Hat
and she said I don't f ucking Care-i-o

Not much more help, but, it passed a few of my sleepless minutes
 
#17
Pete_the_writer said:
Memo to self: Don't wake up early and log on – it can do your head in trying to remember songs!
With respect to the Haverhill songbook, these are the words I remember:

I like the rum,
It helps me to cum
But give me the good old vino,
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.

I like the whisky,
It makes me so frisky,
But give me the good old vino.
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.


There are more verses, each about a different drink

Possibly:

I like the gin,
It helps me to sin,

and maybe:

I like Bacardi,
It makes me so hardy
At last! We must have attended the same trailer party at some time!

Also:

I like Viagra
But I sweat like Niagara
So give me the.......

I like the Slivovitz
I forget that she's got no tits
But give........
 
#18
basso said:
Well done Pete. Your blood is worth bottling mate. :D
Probably not. At the moment, it's only about 85% ABV.
Still, not to worry. The pub's open soon!
 
#19
cernunnos said:
Pete_the_writer said:
Memo to self: Don't wake up early and log on – it can do your head in trying to remember songs!
With respect to the Haverhill songbook, these are the words I remember:

I like the rum,
It helps me to cum
But give me the good old vino,
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.

I like the whisky,
It makes me so frisky,
But give me the good old vino.
I like the vino!

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye,
Si, si, Senora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.


There are more verses, each about a different drink

Possibly:

I like the gin,
It helps me to sin,

and maybe:

I like Bacardi,
It makes me so hardy
At last! We must have attended the same trailer party at some time!

Also:

I like Viagra
But I sweat like Niagara
So give me the.......

I like the Slivovitz
I forget that she's got no tits
But give........
Choose from Fallingbostel, Paderborn, Minden or Soest anytime in the 1970s. I was in the Mess under the table (or I was the mess under the table.)
 
#20
 

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