My short erotic story

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vampireuk, Dec 24, 2009.

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  1. Whilst bored and in the Christmas spirit of trolling another forum I decided to target a rather dull slapper who kept on insisting she inform the world every time she got rattled by some drunken spacker. I decided clearly the best option was to write a short story in the form of a diary entry of hers, I submit it to you gentlemen for some fine critique and to see if I could make a career out of this sort of erotic writing.

  2. Sounds like a chav porn script
  3. I can see why you enjoyed it then.
  4. Chav Porn is a vast untapped market. ARRSE had best strike while the Iron's hot.
  5. You mean that Dolly86 posts on other forums?
  6. Alright no need to get nasty, I'm no chav mate. Just saying it sounds like the kind of thing you hear chavettes brag about to their mates on the bus lol
  7. You hang around with chavs in the back of buses?
  8. Sluggys silent :roll:
  9. Something like that would be the highlight of my year!
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    In the spirit of Christmas, cough the details now, you jack bastard! :D