My shiny new personal defence weapon

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  1. I am impressed. Today I was issued one of these as my new personal defence weapon. Lovely little gun, very accurate at 100m (on a sunny day with no wind) but probably easy to lose little parts when taking it apart. I am sure practice makes perfect. I will never go on patrol or mount an armed assault, so for my on.

    Heckler & Koch - USA
  2. Wot? 10 fkn letters
  3. What weapon?
  4. I am a link biff, so went back and added it by editing. It's there now.
  5. Are you MODPLOD?
  6. MOD plod then are you? They have had them for years.
  7. Aha! Give me an SLR any day.

    I say, would you send for a Brougham, there's a good chap.
  8. No not MoD plod.

    If you have read my other posts you may get a clue from the fact I work for NATO.
  9. NoD Plod then?
  10. can i have a go
  11. Wouldn't bother. Fired one. They're pants. Do look lovely though.
  12. yeah but i'm a fat civie twat and mummy won't let me have CoD she said its to violent
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  13. No plod at all, and no intention of ever getting in a position where I need to fire it. Still as a last resort it suits me just fine.
  14. [​IMG]

    They're OK, I mean I'm blind as fook but still managed to hit a target with it so it can't be that bad :) Prefer the UMP personally.
  15. It's pretty...