Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biscuits_Brown, Oct 25, 2012.
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...And it's keeping me awake.
Soap and water is your friend......
The crabs can jump 3 feet so no use crouching on the toilet....
Itch vigourously for 15 minutes or so - then liberally apply 'listerine' (original- not that soppy flavoured shite).
I'm out in a fucking rash all over my fecking legs and ballix.
Surely your chemist carries remedies for jock itch. If it's a fungal infection, get an aerosol of athlete's foot spray. It may sting a bit, but it'll kill the unwanted stuff off.
Not the dreaded 'jock rash' is it? Binned my jocks when the RMO diagnosed me with it (all those years ago, while I can still remember) and told me not to wear 'em and no reoccurence since. Been 'free ballin' ever since, fuck does it piss the missus off no end.
I was going to suggest you get you missus to lick it, but after reading this comment, I would say you have problems and would advise your missus to stay well away.
Stop shaving your ball sack......works for me.
What? You have stopped shaving his ball sack?
Perhaps stop wearing tight underwear? The hairs on your ballbag poke through the material and make it itch like feck..
Use this. It'll work, trust me.
3 fucking feet? You have to be joking. Crabs cant jump in general and those that can can only manage a few inches.
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