My scrote is itchy...

#1
...And it's keeping me awake.
 
#6
I'm out in a fucking rash all over my fecking legs and ballix.
 
#8
Surely your chemist carries remedies for jock itch. If it's a fungal infection, get an aerosol of athlete's foot spray. It may sting a bit, but it'll kill the unwanted stuff off.
 
#9
Not the dreaded 'jock rash' is it? Binned my jocks when the RMO diagnosed me with it (all those years ago, while I can still remember) and told me not to wear 'em and no reoccurence since. Been 'free ballin' ever since, fuck does it piss the missus off no end.
 
#13
Perhaps stop wearing tight underwear? The hairs on your ballbag poke through the material and make it itch like feck..
 
#15
The crabs can jump 3 feet so no use crouching on the toilet....
3 fucking feet? You have to be joking. Crabs cant jump in general and those that can can only manage a few inches.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#17
Last time I had an annoying scrote I AGAI'd the cunt!
 
#18
Just go nuclear on it -see yer nearest Choirmaster for supplies
 

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