My scrote is itchy...

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  1. ...And it's keeping me awake.
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  3. Soap and water is your friend......

    Or bleach.
  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    The crabs can jump 3 feet so no use crouching on the toilet....
  5. Itch vigourously for 15 minutes or so - then liberally apply 'listerine' (original- not that soppy flavoured shite).
  6. I'm out in a fucking rash all over my fecking legs and ballix.
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  8. Surely your chemist carries remedies for jock itch. If it's a fungal infection, get an aerosol of athlete's foot spray. It may sting a bit, but it'll kill the unwanted stuff off.
  9. Not the dreaded 'jock rash' is it? Binned my jocks when the RMO diagnosed me with it (all those years ago, while I can still remember) and told me not to wear 'em and no reoccurence since. Been 'free ballin' ever since, fuck does it piss the missus off no end.
  10. I was going to suggest you get you missus to lick it, but after reading this comment, I would say you have problems and would advise your missus to stay well away.
  11. Stop shaving your ball for me.
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    What? You have stopped shaving his ball sack?

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  13. Perhaps stop wearing tight underwear? The hairs on your ballbag poke through the material and make it itch like feck..
  14. Use this. It'll work, trust me.

  15. 3 fucking feet? You have to be joking. Crabs cant jump in general and those that can can only manage a few inches.