My problem.

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by 78945674, Jun 22, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. hello.

    I've been considering joining the Para's for almost three years and until now I have had no concerns or queries about anything involved, however my girlfriend of almost four years has had a number of questions, some of which I can not answer because I don't know the answers myself.

    Her question's are, "how long I could end up being on tour for?" and "how much time leave I would get to go see her?"
  2. 1. Until the tour's finished.
    2. Until leave's finished.

    Why not waste another three years of your life wondering what other people think? Have you thought of the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps? Or - dare I say it - [cough]49PARA[/cough]?
    • Like Like x 1
  3. Just join mate forget tour length and leave...
  4. Ditch her.
    • Like Like x 3
  5. That
  6. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    She not a bit young for you?
    • Like Like x 1
  7. Forget her, she's a cock holster who'll be under someone else 5 mins after you go, you on the other hand will be beating fit birds off with a shitty stick.
    • Like Like x 1
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    How can he join and leave at the same time? :)
  9. I ment er leave the website :D
  10. It would appear that she has nothing to worry about. You will not apply and even if you do you are obviously unsuitable and will fail miserably.
    • Like Like x 3
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.