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My present from Santa

I've not ben around for a bit been busy working on the flat and chasing skirt.

So I'm wondering if Santa has got my letter asking that Whet/Trumpeter/Sven has died or even better got a job and is no longer leeching off the back of our taxes. Has it happened or I'm I too old to believe in Santa?

Seasons greetings to all apart from you Sven if your still stealing oxygen you useless cunt
Seasons Greeting from all Old Codgers...... to all Arrsers...... I'm stlill waiting Santa to bring me a nice shapely Lady friends, with lots of dosh, a big house.... and will darm my socks, iron my skivvies and keep me in the lifestyle that I am aspiring to emulate......

But I will probably have to do with 'Mrs Hand'..... and an old army sock from my w*nk days from the 1970s. :roll: :oops: :oops: :oops: :cry:

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