My present from Santa

#1
I've not ben around for a bit been busy working on the flat and chasing skirt.

So I'm wondering if Santa has got my letter asking that Whet/Trumpeter/Sven has died or even better got a job and is no longer leeching off the back of our taxes. Has it happened or I'm I too old to believe in Santa?

Seasons greetings to all apart from you Sven if your still stealing oxygen you useless cunt
 
#2
Seasons Greeting from all Old Codgers...... to all Arrsers...... I'm stlill waiting Santa to bring me a nice shapely Lady friends, with lots of dosh, a big house.... and will darm my socks, iron my skivvies and keep me in the lifestyle that I am aspiring to emulate......

But I will probably have to do with 'Mrs Hand'..... and an old army sock from my w*nk days from the 1970s. :roll: :oops: :oops: :oops: :cry:
 

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