My Old Man has stopped working....

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  1. It wasn't sudden and he never went on strike,,he just sort of withered on the vine,,I have sort out advice but nobody has the answer on how to get him back to work,,He used to be a tunneler and a digger,,he always worked very hard with little reward,,He would Tunnel/Dig where no other man dare and maybe that was his downfall,,He was keen to find new openings and was always diligent in his work,,Of course everyone says it's his age but I'm not so sure,,,,Any advice?........
  2. Have you sorted out advice or sought out advice?

    I'm confused. Let me know how this finishes; if you can get that far :)
  3. Get a better looking bint
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  4. Of course its his age, you halfwit!

    He's as old as you and deserves some relaxation in his final years. Don't try to bribe him. Don't bully him. Don't threaten him.

    Just be patient - he may surprise you one morning. Just make sure when he does appear to be recovering that you don't overwork him (again!).

    You are talking about your little Jack Russell, aren't you?
  5. So it was you that shaged my wife one night with her and any old man will die a slow death
  6. Mine retired when he was 71.Now he reads a lot and watches the sea,and enjoys gardening.He still drives and visits Tesco once a week for his rations.
  7. Are you talking about your husband or your father?
  8. Jack russel or ferret they both respond to viagra and cialis. Ask any arrser who goes to Thailand to get them some.
  9. Some R&R in Thailand will sort that out, no problems
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I've been getting a stabbing pain in my right nut over the past few days...mmmm..Just saying like.
  11. Get him to the MO pronto. Declare it's causing psychological trauma. Get him on meds, but not dodgy ones supplied by some Thai ladyboy as advised above.
  12. Dear Spike - check it's not caught in your knicker leg and give the bike a break for a few days.

    She'll appreciate the rest.
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  13. Stop stabbing yourself in the nuts. That should sort it.

    Regarding Viagra, it's paying your GP for sex. Don't take one on the same night Eastenders is on, you'll be wasting your money.

    Regarding Thailand, watch out for adam's apples. Waking up with a sore arrse, a funny taste in your mouth and lying next to the last turkey in the shop takes years of counselling to overcome.
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  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    But if she owns a Suzuki Jeep one may look forward to a day visiting the places tourists do not often see.

    The miners were done in by Maggie Thatcher. All the Viagra in Thailand will not sort the job if Maggie is in the frame.