My new date??

#1
Right guys, at the risk of having the pish ripped out of me, I just had to tell you about my new chatter upper!

He's 21 and been in 1 Para for three years. Can't put a photo on his profile as he's in in Afghanistan. And hasn't put his real name on either!

Now I'm known to be a tad cynical but.....

Is he for real or shall I wind him up? :lol:

I won't even ask why a 21 year old wants to chat to a 36 year old single mum................... :wink:

All advice gratefully received, all abuse returned :lol:
 

Legs

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#2
Maybe he's still a virgin, and needs someone with loads of experience to show him what to do....
 
#3
LMAO. At 21??? I've been single for some time now... I'd wear the poor fekker out!!
 

Fang_Farrier

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#4
Think it has to be the wind up, every time!
 
#5
doctrine said:
I wish I could take credit for this, but it was written by a man in his late 20's.

A veiw of women over Thirty!
A woman over thirty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask what you are thinking. She doesn't care what you are thinking.
If an over thirty woman doesn't watch the game,she doesn't whine about it. She does her own thing, which is more interesting.
She knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she wants, what she needs, and from whom.
She doesn't care what you think about her or what she's doing.
She has usually had her fill of dopey, clingy, whiney, dependent lovers in her life.
She is mature, dignified, and will not have a screaming match in a restaurant or theatre.
They are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it is like to be unappreciated.
She won't hesitate to introduce you to her female friends. A woman over thirty could care less if you are attracted to her friends, because friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they mature. You don't have to confess your sins to her, she already knows.
You know where you stand with her, she'll tell you if you are a jerk or acting like one.
For every attractive woman over thirty+, there is a paunchy, balding, relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

I thought this was such a hoot I wanted to share it.
That is so true! Especially the psychic bit, I used to terrify my ex with what I knew about him :lol: He used to call me a witch...think it was a W anyway :twisted:
 
#6
I have an urge to dig out and play the tune 'Mrs Robinson', after reading this :lol:
 
#7
Anya1982 said:
I have an urge to dig out and play the tune 'Mrs Robinson', after reading this :lol:
The poor s*d couldn't handle me! :lol:
 
#8
I don't really see why the hell you shouldn't just have some fun with him. What's the worst that could happen? He'll turn out to be someone he's not in which case have fun carefully, or you'll break his heart, and he'll have learnt a valuable lesson. Kick the ass out of it I would. Younger men love the older women thing. I'm still young and I have an older man thing, and I think as a singly mum, it's abut time you had a laugh.
 
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Goku

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#9
ExPadBrat said:
Anya1982 said:
I have an urge to dig out and play the tune 'Mrs Robinson', after reading this :lol:
The poor s*d couldn't handle me! :lol:
What is it about you, a single mum who’s pushing middle age and goes looking for attention from men over the internet who refuse to give their name or picture, that he couldn’t handle?
 
#10
ExPadBrat said:
Is he for real or shall I wind him up? :lol:
I won't even ask why a 21 year old wants to chat to a 36 year old single mum................... :wink:
All advice gratefully received, all abuse returned :lol:
Just get to know him and have a laugh and see if he is the kind of guy you like. If it doesn't work out romantically you might make a pal from it :)

My hubby was 20 and I was 32, divorced with three kids aged 11, 10 and 7 when we met :D :D
 
#11
Goku said:
ExPadBrat said:
Anya1982 said:
I have an urge to dig out and play the tune 'Mrs Robinson', after reading this :lol:
The poor s*d couldn't handle me! :lol:
What is it about you, a single mum who’s pushing middle age and goes looking for attention from men over the internet who refuse to give their name or picture, that he couldn’t handle?
Sweetheart I've been single a while....let your imagination run wild!!! Men are biologically past their sexual prime at 18 while I have yet to hit mine......
 
#12
1 Para? You sure he's not really 3 Para Mortars? :twisted:
 
#14
Fair play to you Expad ;) But 21??????? Blimey O'Riley!!! Ive got food in my fridge older than him.

Come back to the light Expadbrat............................... older men is the way ;) lol
 
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Goku

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#15
He must be pretty damn ugly to be showing any kind of interest in a woman 15yrs his senior.
Maybe the reason why you haven’t seen a picture is because he comes equipped with an extra pointy claw and a bib to catch his drool.
 
#16
Goku said:
He must be pretty damn ugly to be showing any kind of interest in a woman 15yrs his senior.
Maybe the reason why you haven’t seen a picture is because he comes equipped with an extra pointy claw and a bib to catch his drool.
Its you isn't it?
 
#18
Its the nappies that scare me. You aren't Goose_Rider in disguise are you?

I need to change my signature block, Lent is over, no holds barred.
 
#19
If you're that desperate I'm 21, you can use me until I'm worn out and then discard me :p


oh and I won't pretend to be para or in anystan. On the otherhand I am in outer siberia (norfolk)

I await your loving :D :p
 
#20
crabby said:
If you're that desperate I'm 21, you can use me until I'm worn out and then discard me :p


oh and I won't pretend to be para of in anystan. On the otherhand I am in outer siberia (norfolk)

I await your loving :D :p
You are booked also. :wink:
 

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