The other day my nephew learnt a new word by earwigging a conversation that I was having with my brother-in-law. The word was "Poof". He then took great joy in dancing around the room shouting it out whilst leaping up and down "POOF, POOF, POOF" Well you get the picture.. My sister (his mother) understandably went fecking spastic at me about this. But, the icing on the cake was when I got my Christmas card from him. He had designed this at school and they had printed a dozen for him. What I noticed that the school and his parents had not was the word "POOF" written across a part of Santa who featured on the front of the card. The best thing about it is that he had done it "subdued" in a slightly darker red. Just for that I have just gone out and brought him an air rifle for Christmas. Another reason for my Sister to go loopy at me. Ideal.