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My Name Is Arrse

apparently 46,000 people in Britain changed their names officially last year...

One man became " Happy Adjustable Spanners" after losing a drunken bet with friends..

right, which ARRSEr is " Happy "?? and was MDN involved in the bet?
Hmm, yes. A long while ago I was dipping it into a lady who had been a legal secretary in Manchunia, and apparently one client changed his name over 200 times. Which at a couple of hundred a throw kept the partners in port. Me, just call me Ftang.

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