back in the 80s id been on an all day do in manchester and i had borrowed my brothers trousers who was in the marines at the time( that bit wasnt really important ) anyway id been on newcastle brown all day and in the wee small hours i was dropped off at the bus station to walk about 3 miles home. any way i let one go and followed thru totally into his kegs staggered home and tried to clean myself up, went to bed after hanging his trousers up in the wardrobe. next day i went back to camp not giving the matter another thought. the following weekend my brother comes home on leave and decides to wear his good trousers whilst he takes his bird out! imagine his suprise when he tries putting them on and realises they are still stuck together! bootnecks have no sense of humour!