My lotto numbers have come up!

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  1. Some very nice guy has emailed me to say my lotto numbers come up!

    Now I'm quite happy with my current health, wealth and nympho younger girlfriend, so would someone else like to claim it from the good people below:

    The U.K. National Lottery
    12 Bridge Street,
    Staines
    Middlesex
    TW18 4TP
    United Kingdom.

    Customer Service/Claims Department

    Ref: Uk/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369

    WINNING NOTIFICATION

    We happily announce to you the first quarter validation draws results (NY/007-UKNL) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International Program held on Saturday 10th November, 2007.

    Your E-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:03-15-21-22-36-47-27 Which subsequently won you one of the lucky dip prizes.

    You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £629, 195.00(SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE BRITISH POUNDS) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.

    This is from a total cash prize of £6,291,950.00 (SIX MILLION TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BRITISH POUNDS) shared among the ten{10} winners in this category.

    All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web through a computer draw system and extracted from over 1,000,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.

    Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European Booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £629, 195.00 (SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE BRITISH POUNDS) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

    For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!

    To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent via email: Mr. SIDWELL JAMES Claims Department The UKNL Foundation Email: ukclaimdesk2007@yahoo.co.uk Tel: +(44) 7031897090 +(44) 7031849321 With the following vital information: Full Name:.......................... Full Address:....................... Nationality:........................ Occupation:....................... Age:.................................... Sex:........................................ Marital status:.......................... Winning numbers:...................... Batch number:............................. Amount won:............................. Email address:................................. Phone number {land/mobile}:......... So that he can commence the process of your funds remittance.

    Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.

    Once again congratulations from the entire staff of the U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY. Warm regards SIR PHILIP M.D SPENCER. Online Coordinator for the U.K. National Lottery.

    UK NATIONAL LOTTERY COPYRIGHT © 2007 ALL RIGHT RESERVED
     
  2. OOOOOOOOOO, you lucky sod! :)

    CC_TA
     
  3. I know, but the cash would ruin me - it would all go on cheap booze and hookers then what would I use my pay for!
     
  4. All that wine, women and song, and then squander the rest you lucky sod
     
  5. Clearly a dna sample to support your claim would help, may I suggest him you email a picture of your latest crap to him?
     
  6. All you need now is that chap from a Nigerian bank who needs help to shift £60M and you are really "sorted".

    I got one of those lottery emails a couple of years back which included a deadline of 31st February :D :D :D .
     
  7. Sure it's been mentioned in other threads, but I love the one about the guy who answers these hoax emails and winds them up and gets them to do daft things like copy out a Harry Potter book for cash, so he can test their handwriting and then later tells them where to get off!
     
  8. Ah! The Planet Mong calander!
     
  9. What are you going to do about the begging letters?


    Keep sending them! :lol:
     
  10. Well at least I can up my offer of a bag of chips and I ride home for a shag with that Gemma bint of 'I'm a celeb' - I'm sure she'd do the business for a Jeffery (Archer) (£2k in a brown envelope)!
     
  11. a claims department headed up by Sid James??

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