I've decided that after another lovely day at work, I'm going to leave them a tin of "Celebrations". At this present moment in time, it contains 2 x prawn toast, a bag of pistachio nut covers, some greasy noodles from beef chow mein, a chicken satay (that looked like vomit), 9 fag butts, some spare rib bones, the arrse end of a sweet and sour sauce, and if I play my cards right - a dump and a bit of vom. My question is this - shall I put some Fortune Cookies in there as well? They'll be the only things that don't go off when I leave the tin under my desk before I turn the heating up full and get on a plane. Does anyone else have any more good ideas? I fear this will only be the start, the mood I am in.