My Leaving Present to Work

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  1. I've decided that after another lovely day at work, I'm going to leave them a tin of "Celebrations".

    At this present moment in time, it contains 2 x prawn toast, a bag of pistachio nut covers, some greasy noodles from beef chow mein, a chicken satay (that looked like vomit), 9 fag butts, some spare rib bones, the arrse end of a sweet and sour sauce, and if I play my cards right - a dump and a bit of vom.

    My question is this - shall I put some Fortune Cookies in there as well? They'll be the only things that don't go off when I leave the tin under my desk before I turn the heating up full and get on a plane.

    Does anyone else have any more good ideas? I fear this will only be the start, the mood I am in.
  2. Its stowing that much odourous guff in such a large container where the problem lies. Frozen prawns (built in time delay) can be dropped behind radiators, pressed into bluetack behind posters, forced through PC grilles etc (just be imaginative).
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You have a job? Gosh.

    A pint of blue top milk trumps prawns all day long.