My Kind of Film...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cpunk, Sep 7, 2007.

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Here's an NSFW clip from 'Shoot 'em up' Clicky

    Excellent multi-tasking skills!
  2. Using the bird as a shield... Good drills that man!
  3. I defo want to see that film
  4. It looks fcuking pishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  5. Never missed once. Had to blam the last bloke twice though. Other things on his mind, I suppose.
  6. Looks like another shitty transporter type pishhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! why are brit action type movies so nafffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
  7. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    Are the h and f keys on your keyboard stuck? You want to get that looked at.
  8. A squaddies wet dream. Fcuking a good looking bird and shooting the fcuk out of the bad guys at the same time!!!
  9. DII sucks i cant see the clip. T*SS!
  10. another one of those action for actions sake films, kinda pointless but realy sweet :D
  11. I'm wondering if he maintained an erection throughout
  12. You've obviously never served me old son. Squaddies dream? Try a belly full of Warsteiner, gyros pita mit zatziki in left hand, tab in gob, back of fat slappers head in right hand as she's sat on a slab of lager giving you a nosh, local leave and a pocket full of Euros. Hey, and your mate's doing her pal up the ricker and is shouting for swapsies.....and a light.
  13. I too would challenge the 'Squaddies wet dream'

    None of my wet dreams have involved firearms or masked men trying to top me whilst I spat my fat up a trout.

    Ok, I concede to masks.... but not machine pistols and flashbangs....

    Most of my dreams involve a fit chick getting her botty tampered with in some shape or form.
  14. Clive Owen's weapon handling is pretty impressive. He's pretty good with a handgun as well.
  15. His Dad, Bill taught him, after getting his wellies stuck in a muddy field. Last of the Summer were taking a break from filming the 'Cleggy got fcuked on wobbly' episode in Saltau.

    A wild boar legged it towards Bill and had his eyes firmly on the scran he'd just proffed from Wolfgangs Bratty wagon. Bill dropped to one knee (making a comedy fart noise with his muddy welly) quick drew a Browning from a pancake and double tapped the offending piggywig.

    A fortyfive gallon drum from Cleggy's kidney pouch was cut in half and a Barby was had by all. Nora Batty has a strop on due to a lagered up Bill laggin in her gob when she was good enough to pipe him off.

    Clive, was taught pistol drills at the age of six.