My Horroscope

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ladles & Gentlespoons,

    I noticed today that Yahoo have decided that this is my immediate future i.e. tomorrow:

    Do you not think that this is a perfect encapsulation of my persona?

    Mayhaps you would like to write your own version (MDN feck off)

    I look forward to those pearls of wisdom that true Arrsers can cum forth with in moments of dire need.

    Aye thang yew.
     
  2. Is your name Leo? Thats a right puffs name that is.
    When are you going to die?
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nurse - B-H has forgotten to take his pills again. Get the straight jacket ready :roll:
     
  4. Tomorrow you will die alone
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Good - tomorrow never comes!
     
  6. Auld,

    Can I have your vintage collection of Buckie and porridge when you pop your clogs??
     
  7. Oh god your a tree hugger, please tell me its not true........
     
  8. If you got this as a Leo birth sign bloke, you will realise that, good as it is, it in no way fully reveals what a wonderful and smashing person you are. Deserving of the finest of everything.

    Now guess my birth sign.
     
  9. Capricorn????
     
  10. The thing about horoscopes is that they bullshit tell you what is going to happen that day, reading it at night isn't really going to do much good.

    And what type of man reads horoscopes???
     
  11. My Horroscope for you is {looks into his crystal ball}
    I see a journy, you will travel to place where there is water and peace. Once you are there you will make an offering to the water gods and in return feel much relief in life.
    You Auld-Yin will be be going to the loo today.
    You can now cross my palm with silver after washing your hands.
     
  12. Quality, Osnabruck is getting levelled, no need to read the rest, it has to be good.
     
  13. (AY's true horoscope)


    Dear Leo,

    So you're sat there all alone wearing your grey pish swamped skiddies, battered string vest and one sock, amongst the old newspapers, well thumbed porn and copious but equally spread out lumps of cat sh*te? What few friends you had abandoned you long, long ago and your family are never around. Never mind, a small windfall is heading your way and I predict that your Giro will be shoved through the broken glass on what's left of your front door, since the local kids decided that you were one of life's victims.

    Mystic Biscuits.
     
  14. The stars tell me that today you will take much abuse from your fellow Arrsers for admitting to something as girly as reading your horoscope. I didn't know Miss Sixteen did them.

    Boggin' Royals, help ma boab...