My heart bleeds......

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chasndave, Jul 18, 2009.

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  1. Personal experience would suggest that it isn't unpleasant enough for her. Then again, haemorraghic fever probably isn't bad enough for that harridan.
  2. I think I came down with it a couple of weeks ago . Apparently it's just like normal flu . What I remember most about it was the very high fever I had .

    Storm in a tea cup
  3. Oh dear,how sad,never mind.
  4. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Prove that swine flu can cross the species barrier both ways. From pig to man then back to pig again.
  5. It's never fatal when you want it to be. If it's so dangerous you'd hope it would kill the pair of them off...
  6. You're all pigs, so what's the difference?

    A bird with a cold that would kill a bloke, who has a reeeeeaaaally sore arm is a different matter. That's like having nuclear flu.
  7. Something that turns her insides to liquid shit might be good for giggles :roll:
  8. Been posted already.
  9. If she looks this minging normally, how gross do you reckon she is when she's sneezing / spewing / farting her life away??


    Nice thought for a Saturday evening.....
  10. Wonder if Tony has done her up the gritter?
  11. I hope he used one of the BCB filter straws if he felched her :puker:
  12. When you feed from the trough you're bound to catch it !