My Groin is on Fire - and I haven't had Un-protected Sex with any Slappers Lately

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Mattb, Jun 9, 2013.

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  1. So I guess it's running that is causing the problem - especially in the hot weather. A quick google suggests that cotton boxers may be the issue, so my question to the ARRSE collective is have any of you got any recommendations for an alternative. My mind is open to both technical pants and pantless, all-in-one type shorts.
     
  2. You havent dropped your fag have you?
     
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  3. Did you mix your Ralgex and your vaseline up?
     
  4. Can't smell roast pork, so I don't think so.





    Also, I'm not smoking.
     
  5. Ah, OK. Always worth a check! Can't help on the running front, gave that up years ago now......
     
  6. Stop running.
     
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  7. PS Neither brufen nor tubi-grip completely solve the problem.
     
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  8. Been making chilli and touched yourself inappropriately without washing your hands?
     
  9. When running, I usually tape my willy to my knee to stop chafing,
     
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  10. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I tried that but was using a whole roll of tape to spot it flying about. Stings like hell when you pull hairs out!
     

  11. A waste of tape. I just tuck the end into my sock.
     
  12. Boxers are the running pants of the Devil; wear M&S slips or just get proper running shorts with built-in knickers. Proly counter-intuitive but don't wash the sore bits for a couple of days and use Canesten thrush cream.
     

  13. just for you