My grandad.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by oldbootneck, Jan 10, 2011.

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  1. My grandad said "it's going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"
    I said "tell me something I don't know"
    grandad replied "ok, your Grans arse can take my whole fist"
  2. funny and grim at the same time :)
  3. Now that was amusing!

    Here's another;

    "Now I know why it's called a funny bone.....I've just elbowed a Paki in the face and it was funny as fuck"