Hello chaps! Been a while, hasnât it? Iâm currently porking a right squiffy blonde thing who loves it up the bum, only probs is that she demands rights to mine too! She was noshing me off from the front when all of a sudden she stuffed her long finger up my hoop to knuckle depth. I must confess this is a very undignified position for any young chap to find himself in, notwithstanding that it felt ruddy marvellous! Not that I would eer.. admit that though of course. The main problem tho was a few days later when I was answering a call of nature, I couldnât help but notice slight bleeding around the area, I initially thought it would go away but itâs been going on for at least a month & a half now! She must have done some damage with her fingernails & caused internal bleeding. What should I do in these circumstances? I could go to the local GUM clinic but the quack is a rather camp black chap & Iâm terrified heâll bend me over & have a good poke with some marigolds, what if I enjoy that too!? I fear I have little choice in the matter, it is either that or face an ignominious fate. Help! ~D.C.