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My Friend Is Not Gay

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Hello everyone I am new to this site!

I am definitely not gay and am definitely in the Army so have lots of knowledge on Army stuff such as press ups. I have lots of friends and I am always shagging girls because I'm not gay even though my username would suggest that I like macho men.

Please dont be nasty to me I am very sensitive and want to make lots of new friends here, I'm sure you will all find me very witty!

Thanks in advance, your new best bud.
(Not Gay!)
 
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Spartan21 said:
Hello everyone I am new to this site!

I am definitely not gay and am definitely in the Army so have lots of knowledge on Army stuff such as press ups. I have lots of friends and I am always shagging girls because I'm not gay even though my username would suggest that I like macho men.

Please dont be nasty to me I am very sensitive and want to make lots of new friends here, I'm sure you will all find me very witty!

Thanks in advance, your new best bud.
(Not Gay!)
Get a grip of your life mate, whoever you are, whichever sad fu@ker you be.

Although I am flattered that you like to spend time trying to get a bite from me......