My Friend Is Not Gay

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Spartan21, May 13, 2009.

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  1. Hello everyone I am new to this site!

    I am definitely not gay and am definitely in the Army so have lots of knowledge on Army stuff such as press ups. I have lots of friends and I am always shagging girls because I'm not gay even though my username would suggest that I like macho men.

    Please dont be nasty to me I am very sensitive and want to make lots of new friends here, I'm sure you will all find me very witty!

    Thanks in advance, your new best bud.
    (Not Gay!)
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  3. Get a grip of your life mate, whoever you are, whichever sad fu@ker you be.

    Although I am flattered that you like to spend time trying to get a bite from me......


  4. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I refer to B_&_T's avatar.....
  5. Fess up... You're just happy someone knows you exist.
  6. And the ARRSE 2009 award for "Most Pointless First Post" goes to...
  7. About as funny as cnut cancer