Remind me to never piss you off.I see where your thinking is.
Trip wires attached to hidden planks with big f-off nails dipped in shit, Vietcong style shit stick traps, home-made Claymores filled with wet shit, exploding light bulbs full of dog kaka. Bag Bombs filled with fetid Biz, urine soaked linoleum rolled down the alley way with strategically placed dollops of Diarrhea all over it. I LIKE IT!
Close or a bit too OTT?