Without derailing this thread, what measures and advantages would using the credit system have over the system employed by the HSE ? Dress it up and rename it as many times as you want but it's still changing the perceptions of the workforce.
My flat is under siege by scum - what can I do?
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Without derailing this thread, what measures and advantages would using the credit system have over the system employed by the HSE ? Dress it up and rename it as many times as you want but it's still changing the perceptions of the workforce.
By not employing the dullest, least imaginative people to roll it out.
Do you want a Neighbourhood Watch sign? I am sure I can steal one from somewhere.
NSP
LE
It doesn't seem to stop them when people do it on Facecock or Twatter. Or when a legal cheese vendor tries to legally sell some cheese...
What about a decent drone ?
you could zoom up and film them
whizz it around, or fit it with blue lights to unnerve them
useful way of gathering evidence
ye I know its illegal to use in certain places, but who is going to call five oh about it
oh and my bonkers mate who supplied the smoke things said a catapult, purchased for cash elsewhere is also useful with small stones and pebbles, and hurts, a lot
you could zoom up and film them
whizz it around, or fit it with blue lights to unnerve them
useful way of gathering evidence
ye I know its illegal to use in certain places, but who is going to call five oh about it
oh and my bonkers mate who supplied the smoke things said a catapult, purchased for cash elsewhere is also useful with small stones and pebbles, and hurts, a lot
Rodney2q
LE
Catapult...
Swift, silent and painful. Don't use ball bearings or marbles as these can retain finger prints unless you wear gloves. Small rough pebbles or stone chippings would be better.
Alledgedly...
Drlligaf
LE
Biological/chemical warfare of a legal kind is the answer. Comfrey, a wild growing plant makes an excellent fertiliser when chopped and left to soak in water. The downside is it stinks like rancid dogsh1t, so if you were to inadvertently spill some in the area where the scrotes hang out, they might feel inclined to go and infest some other turf.
A discussion about someone's housing situation and you think this is appropriate ? You pathetic old fantasist.
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BaldBaBoon
War Hero
A generic upping of every aspect of your security could be on the books if you intend to stay at that flat.
I would have a good guess ( my experience at work ) that you are looking at about 95% of theft from vehicle, burglary and other silliness to be connected with druggies. Which means that even when the drug addled drains on society are off their rockers, scoring drugs nearby, their radar will be up and running on what looks shiny.
Nice little indicators for ripe hunting grounds for vehicle theft are little piles of glass strewn along the parking bays where windows have been put through, poor street lighting, walkthoughs into parks and alleyways ( unobserved access and escape routes ), fences/walls/foilage stopping a direct line of sight to your vehicle, the sounds of one ot two mopeds slowly riding past the parking bays in the wee hours etc.
There is quite a bit you can do as passive defence that is not obvious and more importantly does not land you in the shite when it comes to wounding a trespasser....much to my annoyance, Ap-mines are not a legal deterrent.So if you have a garden with fencing for example, I could post a few tips.
I would have a good guess ( my experience at work ) that you are looking at about 95% of theft from vehicle, burglary and other silliness to be connected with druggies. Which means that even when the drug addled drains on society are off their rockers, scoring drugs nearby, their radar will be up and running on what looks shiny.
Nice little indicators for ripe hunting grounds for vehicle theft are little piles of glass strewn along the parking bays where windows have been put through, poor street lighting, walkthoughs into parks and alleyways ( unobserved access and escape routes ), fences/walls/foilage stopping a direct line of sight to your vehicle, the sounds of one ot two mopeds slowly riding past the parking bays in the wee hours etc.
There is quite a bit you can do as passive defence that is not obvious and more importantly does not land you in the shite when it comes to wounding a trespasser....much to my annoyance, Ap-mines are not a legal deterrent.So if you have a garden with fencing for example, I could post a few tips.
mrdude
LE
Tell the police that you're a Gay, and inform your local MP & Police that you have been a victim of "hate crimes" from those louts hanging about.
1: Police seem to be more interested in helping out the non straight people, with ridiculous crimes such as name calling.
2: MP won't want to take the heat for ignoring the gay community.
3: People will think you're a chutney ferret when you are not - but at least you will probably get some peace.
Another way is to deal with it yourself:
1: Follow the dealers to find out where they live.
2: Hire some Pikeys/Junkies etc, to kick their door in - rob them of their drugs and threaten them about dealing on their patch. (they won't report this to the police as they would also be bringing heat upon themselves).
1: Police seem to be more interested in helping out the non straight people, with ridiculous crimes such as name calling.
2: MP won't want to take the heat for ignoring the gay community.
3: People will think you're a chutney ferret when you are not - but at least you will probably get some peace.
Another way is to deal with it yourself:
1: Follow the dealers to find out where they live.
2: Hire some Pikeys/Junkies etc, to kick their door in - rob them of their drugs and threaten them about dealing on their patch. (they won't report this to the police as they would also be bringing heat upon themselves).
triggerigger
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Spear wort. My mother was a witch and used to patch me up with that when I was a nipper. Healed very well.
postman_twit
LE
Gay is old hat nowadays. Tell them you're gender fluid and they used the wrong pronoun on you.
Quality of life.
kelvin_273
LE
There's always the "Harry Brown" solution.
Michael Caine plays an elderly gent who is plagued by the local druggies.
Little do they know he is a retired Bootie and when the cops show little interest he decides to tidy up his neighbourhood.
Michael Caine plays an elderly gent who is plagued by the local druggies.
Little do they know he is a retired Bootie and when the cops show little interest he decides to tidy up his neighbourhood.
Ignoring the dumb posts on here that take away from the subject, do you have any links you could let us have or do you have time to list some recommendations from your time observing the need to increase home security ?
rgjbloke
LE
Without reading the entire thread, have you spoken to your local Council about this. They should have a section that looks at anti social behaviour and should be able to come up with measures to help resolve the problem.
One way forward to resolve this kind of problem is to provide lighting in the alleyway thus robbing the dealers of their ability to operate unseen.
This would be a capital project and the Council would need to find the money but if it was decided this was a matter of urgent public safety, they may be persuaded to do something to put the money in place.
Talk to your MP and get your local Councillors on board as well.
I don’t know how large your block of flats is but if you get a petition signed by most if not all of the residents asking for the Council to undertake action on the grounds of public safety, that may help as well.
One way forward to resolve this kind of problem is to provide lighting in the alleyway thus robbing the dealers of their ability to operate unseen.
This would be a capital project and the Council would need to find the money but if it was decided this was a matter of urgent public safety, they may be persuaded to do something to put the money in place.
Talk to your MP and get your local Councillors on board as well.
I don’t know how large your block of flats is but if you get a petition signed by most if not all of the residents asking for the Council to undertake action on the grounds of public safety, that may help as well.
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