Not quite as beautiful as mine. It happened at about 00:002 on the 1st of January and came about as a result of snogging a coked-up boy who had silky emo hair and a tattoo of a cross on his neck. He smelt of Paul Smith Woman, had hands like an 11 year-old girl and simply by way of the touch of his body you could have used my cock as a brige abutment.
I need help with an erection, I have experimented with the self assembly sheds but now feel that I am ready to design and build my own shed from scratch. I want to know, is it ostentatious to go for a 'tiled' roof or should I stick to convention and use roofing felt over boards?
There will be bricks in the construction, backing for the pot bellied stove, but apart from that I am going for a timber frame with treated shiplap cladding.