My first erection of 2010

the centre hinges look off centre and your hedge needs attention,shocking drills!
Not quite as beautiful as mine. It happened at about 00:002 on the 1st of January and came about as a result of snogging a coked-up boy who had silky emo hair and a tattoo of a cross on his neck. He smelt of Paul Smith Woman, had hands like an 11 year-old girl and simply by way of the touch of his body you could have used my cock as a brige abutment.
I take it you where waiting in the shed in the "present arms position" and ready to take full horticultural advantage!!

I hope someone turned up to admire and take advantage of your magnificent endeavors



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Tell us it is not made of brick.
Also if you do in fact played chess on that patio

We could take your duck, your bench, cactus in a pot and bird bath in three simple, simple moves.

unless you have something dastardly up your sleeve??


I need help with an erection, I have experimented with the self assembly sheds but now feel that I am ready to design and build my own shed from scratch. I want to know, is it ostentatious to go for a 'tiled' roof or should I stick to convention and use roofing felt over boards?

There will be bricks in the construction, backing for the pot bellied stove, but apart from that I am going for a timber frame with treated shiplap cladding.

I await incoming.