My Favorite Things

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  1. Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
    Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
    Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring,
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Susan McDougal and Jennifer Flowers,
    Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
    Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Beating the draft board and getting elected,
    Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
    Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
    Falling down drunk that required knee surgery
    Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
    These are a few of my favorite things

    Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
    States of the Union with lots of bologna
    Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
    These are a few of my favorite things

    When that Jones bites,
    When Ken Starr stings,
    When I'm feeling sad,
    I simply remember my favorite things,
    And then I don't feel so bad

    with apologies to The Sound of Music