my diary is full- i need someone to write to!

dizzy.chick

Clanker
Book Reviewer
#1
Hi all,

I know this has been here a thousand times already but I miss writting letters! recently I have lost touch with my last penpal as she has moved about 100 times in the last 12 months and our letters keep missing each others so we are taking a break.

I am just looking for someone to write or email to. I am not fussy about who just so long as they dont mind my rather strange sense of humour if you can even call it that!

Anyways feel free to pile on the abuse, ready steady . . . .

dizzy xx
 
#2
dizzy.chick said:
Hi all,

I know this has been here a thousand times already but I miss writting letters! recently I have lost touch with my last penpal as she has moved about 100 times in the last 12 months and our letters keep missing each others so we are taking a break.

I am just looking for someone to write or email to. I am not fussy about who just so long as they dont mind my rather strange sense of humour if you can even call it that!

Anyways feel free to pile on the abuse, ready steady . . . .

dizzy xx
Fok off :)
 
#4
263A said:
dizzy.chick said:
Hi all,

I know this has been here a thousand times already but I miss writting letters! recently I have lost touch with my last penpal as she has moved about 100 times in the last 12 months and our letters keep missing each others so we are taking a break.

I am just looking for someone to write or email to. I am not fussy about who just so long as they dont mind my rather strange sense of humour if you can even call it that!

Anyways feel free to pile on the abuse, ready steady . . . .

dizzy xx
Fok off :)
Trying to tell you something ?
 

dizzy.chick

Clanker
Book Reviewer
#6
Taffnp said:
dizzy.chick said:
recently I have lost touch with my last penpal as she has moved about 100 times in the last 12 months and our letters keep missing each others so we are taking a break.

Trying to tell you something ?
Actually no. We still email just paper letters are a problem. Her job takes her all round the world. She has been a close friend for 18 years and we visit regularly but writting letters has become a problem.

Point noted this is not the place to seek penpals, thanks anyway.
 
#7
Oh boys...why are you being so brutal....she just asked you nicely....

dizzy.chick have you tried to write to someone that is away on a tour. I am sure they would welcome all your letters.
 
#8
Well, I'm a long way away and ultra bored - you could writing to me. First things first though - are you female?
 
#10
dizzy.chick said:
Hi all,

I know this has been here a thousand times already but I miss writting letters! recently I have lost touch with my last penpal as she has moved about 100 times in the last 12 months and our letters keep missing each others so we are taking a break.

I am just looking for someone to write or email to. I am not fussy about who just so long as they dont mind my rather strange sense of humour if you can even call it that!

Anyways feel free to pile on the abuse, ready steady . . . .

dizzy xx



I will write to you, and have an equally odd sense of humour, but, I do require personal piccies, usually or preferably with you wearing stockings and white panties looking over your shoulder with a finger draped loosely from the corner of your mouth and the look of a frightened deer on your face.

Failing that, anything in stockings with your legs akimbo will suffice, pink showing though.



Feel free to PM ;)
 
#11
sweet_cheek said:
I dont think you will get any answer from dizzy.chick anymore. I think you all scared her off......
Well, since you seem to be her mate, how about you take over the role on her behalf?

:)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#13
sweet_cheek said:
hmm...you might have problems with reading my letter as apparently my 'spellink' is terrible ... :)
And the letter would never arrive. :D
 
#14
Ah but, there is this new fangled invention called email which may be the solution to your problem, as it actually incorporates a method whereby at the touch of a button your spelling can be corrected for you! I predict it won't catch on but then I've been wrong before...

But isn't part of the charm of a letter those little errors that creep in?
 

CountryGal

MIA
Book Reviewer
#15
captaincalamity said:
Ah but, there is this new fangled invention called email which may be the solution to your problem, as it actually incorporates a method whereby at the touch of a button your spelling can be corrected for you! I predict it won't catch on but then I've been wrong before...

But isn't part of the charm of a letter those little errors that creep in?


Im guessing the recipiant might be after a little bit more "charm" than some spelling mistakes ;o)
 
#16
Well, if you're Gren then no doubt the recipient is. I, on the other hand, am simply here for the conversation...
 
#17
captaincalamity said:
Well, if you're Gren then no doubt the recipient is. I, on the other hand, am simply here for the conversation...
A what....I thought you all here for using and abusing, calling each other names, bullying, biting and fighting, stealing girfriends, playing (educating) with your best mate teenage sister....

Oh sorry ...maybe I got that wrong :lol:
 
#18
Forks said:
What is this?
It's your boyfriend, crying.

No fucker writes to me either. :cry:

There I am, saving the world from the Argies (pink wine and biffters may be involved) and no-one calls, no-one writes (Bigbird I love you), I feel neglected.

What do you mean - they have run out of JD? Jim Beam will suffice. Ta.

Lovesticks and kisses xxx

P.S. Darn this mess.
 
#20
Command_doh said:
Write to me.

I have a slave shortage right now, and am in the market for a passive/submissive fcuk pig.
PM me your address, and I can guarantee you a night of complete debauchery. I doubt you could handle it. :lol:

Oh and can we do it in August? I'm busy til then.
 
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