My daughter said.......

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by old chef, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. My daughter just walked into the living room and said

    "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out,

    throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo,

    and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery

    to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car,

    take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.

    Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write

    me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."

    Well, she didn't put it quite like that...

    she actually said..

    ."Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."
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  2. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Is it because he's English?
  3. What is it; 1975?
  4. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    If you look at top left of post just above the poster's name it gives the time, apparently it was only 0641 when he posted it.