My church, My rules

Dwarf

LE
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That's horrible. A truly fit punishment.
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP

Dwarf

LE
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AlienFTM

MIA
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Will there be vestal bar maids at this temple of yours ?
if so , can we have a shortlist of candidates to consider .
With pictures ....
Euphemism for topless?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
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I think we may have our first heretic.
Bum the heretic!

Wait. No. That's burn the heretic.

Easy mistake to make. I'll blame the font and the screen resolution.
 

Dwarf

LE
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I thought it was something to do with spreading manure around their cucumbers.

Learn something new everyday on this site.
I thought it was the sound Booties made on roll mats.
 

The_Snail

ADC
RIP
I bow to your sluggy memory.

Second then?
You'll be lucky to escape with a 20 shiny pee after a visit from the tooth fairy with comments like that.
 

mercurydancer

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I am an avid follower of the God of defeat, I pray in the parish of the stadium of light, very rarely does the God let me down, the ******* ****.

The nearest I ever got to being trampled in a stampede was at SoL when Norwich stuffed Sunderland. Just after the third goal. I was trying to get back to my seat when half the stadium decided to feck off.
 
The nearest I ever got to being trampled in a stampede was at SoL when Norwich stuffed Sunderland. Just after the third goal. I was trying to get back to my seat when half the stadium decided to feck off.
Aye I endured it till the 84th minute before I fucked off for a sizzlers special.
 

Dwarf

LE
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You'll be lucky to escape with a 20 shiny pee after a visit from the tooth fairy with comments like that.
Alas I live in Euroland with a government in Madrid so desperate to squeeze money out of us they even tax the Tooth Fairy. :-(
20p - fantastic.
 

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