my bunny is poorly ill

#1
Send some pixie dust for my poor bunny, who is off his food and moping around his hutch.

He cannot even pass a single sun dried raison as i type through misty eyes.

Offer a prayer if you will for poor tom in his hour of need
 
#2
Rabbit stew it's is then.

Fucking rabbit - get a real pet.
 
#3
You'll get by without your Rabbit Pie, so run Rabbit, run Rabbit, run run run.
 
#5
Stuffed roast rabbit! Mmmmm loverly.
 
#6
Grab it by the hind legs, spin it round your head at a rate, then flick it like a whip,
instant deed, chop off it's feet, feed fur off the hind legs, along the body and front
legs, chop off the head along with the fur (save the fur) make a cut below the rib
cage and clear out the innards, discard these, wash the body in clean water....
......THEN SHOVE THE LOT UP YOUR ARRSE, YOU DIBATAG'S DICK.
 
#7
You hateful bunch of cunts show a little compassion.

I thought you were my internet bessies and i could share a little honest heartfelt musing with you.

I know the majority on here will include him in their prayers tonight.

God bless tom. Too young to go to the great warren in the sky
 
#8
Grab it by the hind legs, spin it round your head at a rate, then flick it like a whip,
instant deed, chop off it's feet, feed fur off the hind legs, along the body and front
legs, chop off the head along with the fur (save the fur) make a cut below the rib
cage and clear out the innards, discard these, wash the body in clean water....
......THEN SHOVE THE LOT UP YOUR ARRSE, YOU DIBATAG'S DICK.
I'm sure I saw you on Masterchef.
 
#9
Grab it by the hind legs, spin it round your head at a rate, then flick it like a whip,
instant deed, chop off it's feet, feed fur off the hind legs, along the body and front
legs, chop off the head along with the fur (save the fur) make a cut below the rib
cage and clear out the innards, discard these, wash the body in clean water....
......THEN SHOVE THE LOT UP YOUR ARRSE, YOU DIBATAG'S DICK.
this is not basic wales you heathen scumsucker. i am not asking for fuckin recipes i am asking for love
 

jarrod248

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#10
You hateful bunch of cunts show a little compassion.

I thought you were my internet bessies and i could share a little honest heartfelt musing with you.

I know the majority on here will include him in their prayers tonight.

God bless tom. Too young to go to the great warren in the sky
I feel for you I really do, need a special hug?
 
#12
Not a buddhist among you........twats.
 
#13
Fuck your bunny, neck it and nosh it, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
 
#14
#15
I feel for you I really do, need a special hug?
yes please. see thats the sort of thing i wanted. the karma police read your replies you know. The wife is having to syringe this green muck into him just to keep him going. I will keep you posted on his progress. Thank you once again jarrod 248 --peace be with you
 
#16
Grab it by the hind legs, spin it round your head at a rate, then flick it like a whip,
instant deed, chop off it's feet, feed fur off the hind legs, along the body and front
legs, chop off the head along with the fur (save the fur) make a cut below the rib
cage and clear out the innards, discard these, wash the body in clean water....
......THEN SHOVE THE LOT UP YOUR ARRSE, YOU DIBATAG'S DICK.
What the fuck's a dibatag?


Tom'll be fine, he's got four lucky rabbit's feet and you don't need them for the pot.
 
#17
You heartless cunts. Haggler, send the little fella to me. I'll nurse him back to health with tender compassion and plenty of gravy.
do they like gravy ? maybe a little bisto on his excel supreme could tempt him into nibbles ? thanks for the tip .any man that buys a hat for his parrot is ok in my book
 
#18
Get yer coat J, you've pulled.
 

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
#19
yes please. see thats the sort of thing i wanted. the karma police read your replies you know. The wife is having to syringe this green muck into him just to keep him going. I will keep you posted on his progress. Thank you once again jarrod 248 --peace be with you
Women don't understand a mans grief and his more sensitive bits, but I do, I can help. The inner you will feel better with a bit of time spent with me.
 
#20
Get yer coat J, you've pulled.
are you implying that just because jarrod is man enough to offer a hug that he has other nefarious motives ? Shame on you you . I forgive thee for thow knowest not what thou say. Pray for arters children let us hope he doesnt go feral like a septic staff sergeant on us
 
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