My Birthday

#1
It was dog toffee.

Sticky dog toffee at that.

The dog bought me an arrse watchstrap and some flowers, and I got a piece of cake and a cup of tea from Toppers.

I slept the whole day because I didn't wear my wellies, and I am leaving wine in the fridge. What a shite day!

I got this as well
 
#2
It does not hurt though,

No Sirree.
 
#4
Happy Birthday to You etc

Given the nature of my singing voice be happy the greeting is in text and not recorded.

Also get well!!
 
#5
Happy Birthday for yesterday; thanks for explaining what pluerisy is, sorry you've got it. And commiserations on having a cr@p day.

Hopefully the next one will be better.
 
#6
Johnny_2hernias said:
Happy Birthday for yesterday; thanks for explaining what pluerisy is, sorry you've got it. And commiserations on having a cr@p day.

Hopefully the next one will be better.
I will be older next year, and at no stage am I in pain. No siree.

Ow. Of course I can get to sleep. Ow.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#7
Sweet Sluggy. Happy birthday, congratulations on making it through another year. Shame you were so far away, I would have come to nurse you. I have the apron, the full length rubber gloves and my own 'special thermometer' for oral and rectal readings. I would have cured you very quickly, and you would have had a birthday to remember.
 

Biped

LE
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#8
Happy Birthday you, you, wondrously, vivacious, sex goddess you.

That was your birthday present, enjoy. :)
 
#9
Pleurisy is a crap disease. For my birthday I got herpes and carpet burns.
 
#11
I know what I would have given you if only I'd known.
 
#12
Sluggy! Whatg happened to every days a birthday on the Arrse Chat room? Sorry to hear about the pleurisy, still, at least you haven't got AIDs, so chin up.
 
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