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My Birthday Present

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

    It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch".