Had an excellent birthday on Friday, left work early and had an excellent day. After the normal Monday morning parade a young pte who we have in our office asked me of my wrist size, I replied is that so you can gauge how deep you would be fisted. Yes she is 20 odd years old and I have said in my normal dry sarcastic humour that I've have been shagging longer than she has been on the planet. Yes not PC correct and I always rib her. Anyway she told me that she had an Ann Summers party in her room bought lots of red underwear and 2 dildos. After tea and toast I get back to the office to find she has bought me a Diesel Watch and got me a card. Should I bang her brains out or keep the banter going?