My birthday and monday morning

#1
Had an excellent birthday on Friday, left work early and had an excellent day.

After the normal Monday morning parade a young pte who we have in our office asked me of my wrist size, I replied is that so you can gauge how deep you would be fisted.

Yes she is 20 odd years old and I have said in my normal dry sarcastic humour that I've have been shagging longer than she has been on the planet.

Yes not PC correct and I always rib her.

Anyway she told me that she had an Ann Summers party in her room bought lots of red underwear and 2 dildos.

After tea and toast I get back to the office to find she has bought me a Diesel Watch and got me a card.

Should I bang her brains out or keep the banter going?
 
#3
Yes, Yes Very dirty looking, I will ask her, at the minute its dont you dare
 
#4
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The one on the right
 
#7
Do you have a smaller image?
 
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goatrutar

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#11
Are diesel watches expensive? If so, I put it to you that she's gagging for your pulsating vomit stick.

Do you own a van?
 
#13
Had an excellent birthday on Friday, left work early and had an excellent day.

After the normal Monday morning parade a young pte who we have in our office asked me of my wrist size, I replied is that so you can gauge how deep you would be fisted.

Yes she is 20 odd years old and I have said in my normal dry sarcastic humour that I've have been shagging longer than she has been on the planet.

Yes not PC correct and I always rib her.

Anyway she told me that she had an Ann Summers party in her room bought lots of red underwear and 2 dildos.

After tea and toast I get back to the office to find she has bought me a Diesel Watch and got me a card.

Should I bang her brains out or keep the banter going?
FFS are you gay? Of course you should bang her brains out! What the fuck are you asking for?
 
#18
excellent smashh it and post phots the I can masturbate furiously over them and the destruction of your career simultaneously
 
#19
Had an excellent birthday on Friday, left work early and had an excellent day.

After the normal Monday morning parade a young pte who we have in our office asked me of my wrist size, I replied is that so you can gauge how deep you would be fisted.

Yes she is 20 odd years old and I have said in my normal dry sarcastic humour that I've have been shagging longer than she has been on the planet.

Yes not PC correct and I always rib her.

Anyway she told me that she had an Ann Summers party in her room bought lots of red underwear and 2 dildos.

After tea and toast I get back to the office to find she has bought me a Diesel Watch and got me a card.

Should I bang her brains out or keep the banter going?
I think you should go to your room and play with yourself and let a real man take over.



FFS what do you want? An engraved invitation?
 
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