My Beautiful Wedding! Pure Magic

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo2nothing, Apr 7, 2006.

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  1. I stumbled upon this (don't ask how) and to my delight I have found a golden nugget of interweb comedy....

    Look at the face of this bloke......he's just married a UNIT and his face says it all.

    Anyone else come across anything on par with this?

    UNIT = Unit of weight - LARGE
  2. That is very very very wrong....
    Im not one for eugenics, but jeesus...
  3. And I thought my wedding had been a secret... :oops: :roll:
  4. What the hell possessed them to put that on the web? 8O
  5. I like the fact the best place they have chosen for the photos are in front of the garage doors!! Priceless!
  6. That wasn't the garage - that was the door to the Honeymoon suite!!
  7. Or the home of the forklift truck he will have to use to carry her over the threshold!
  8. Look at his footwear though......Eastern European Chav Scum...
  9. [​IMG]

    Bloody hell! his torso is as round as her calf! I feel sorry for the husband having to wait in the airport departure lounge for his honeymoon, whilst they Kanban and palletize his wife for freight.
  10. :D :D Looks as though he married three women if her body mass is anything to go by. Methinks that he will need to strap a sturdy plank to his arrse in case he falls in :twisted: :twisted:

    The silly bast@rd really doesn't know what he has let himself in for.

    Just too much woman for me............thank God :p
  11. bloody hell man...

    ...just...f'kin hell
  12. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Maybe he's into belly surfing!!,(you know,Slap the FAT & ride the WAVES!!)
    Seriously tho,I hope he had a bag of flour for the wedding night!
  13. Reminds me of the last scene from the film 'Napoleon Dynamite' and that cracking song the nerdy groom sings.
  14. they all need cuddles :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  15. Photographer: 'Can I have the bride and groom please?' 'Oi you two, fück off outa the way and stop pis#ing around - BRIDE AND GROOM PLEASE!!'

    'We ARE the bride and groom...'