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#2
That is very very very wrong....
Im not one for eugenics, but jeesus...
 
#5
I like the fact the best place they have chosen for the photos are in front of the garage doors!! Priceless!
 

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#6
MightyBigEgo said:
I like the fact the best place they have chosen for the photos are in front of the garage doors!! Priceless!
That wasn't the garage - that was the door to the Honeymoon suite!!
 
#7
Or the home of the forklift truck he will have to use to carry her over the threshold!
 
#9


Bloody hell! his torso is as round as her calf! I feel sorry for the husband having to wait in the airport departure lounge for his honeymoon, whilst they Kanban and palletize his wife for freight.
 
#10
:D :D Looks as though he married three women if her body mass is anything to go by. Methinks that he will need to strap a sturdy plank to his arrse in case he falls in :twisted: :twisted:

The silly bast@rd really doesn't know what he has let himself in for.

Just too much woman for me............thank God :p
 
#12
Maybe he's into belly surfing!!,(you know,Slap the FAT & ride the WAVES!!)
Seriously tho,I hope he had a bag of flour for the wedding night!
 
#13
Reminds me of the last scene from the film 'Napoleon Dynamite' and that cracking song the nerdy groom sings.
 
#14
they all need cuddles :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
#15
Photographer: 'Can I have the bride and groom please?' 'Oi you two, fück off outa the way and stop pis#ing around - BRIDE AND GROOM PLEASE!!'

'We ARE the bride and groom...'
 
#16
If you click on the Monkeys for helping link at the side, they have an asshole competition....no comments, they're made already methinks!!!
 
#18
Is he a clerk in the AGC or RGJ ? She is obviously a driver in the RLC. He He
 
#20
She has the body mass of all the fcking bridesmaids and they're she-males.
 

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