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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Praetorian, Nov 9, 2006.

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  1. In response to several questions, I must ask.

    Who the hell is she?!!?

    I must know so I can get searching on Papparazzi Filth and Robbs Celebs. Any answers?
  2. Not just me then? Excellent :D

    I shall watch this thread with great intesity.
  3. I married her, so I'm not telling 8)
  4. You Barsteward WhiteHorse i wondered where she went when i kicked her out for not Swallowing :D .
  5. However White Horse, she divorced you wehn she met me!
  6. beware, she bruises easily!!!

    (and if she asks, no, it's not me, and, furthermore, tell the CSA to do one)
  7. does she still like watersports
  8. Oh yes, she cooks a mean egg banjo too :wink:
  9. I heard she's into ass to mouth.

    If only I knew her name :(
  10. ITS EX-MRS WHITEHORSE, she left me after all the comments on here :evil:
  11. Ex-Mrs Whitehorse eh?

    Can't have been much fun when her ass started to leak halfway through sex with my cum from when she'd just been down the road with me.
  12. She was married to my father for several years and legend has it she ran away after she gave birth to me. Very little is known of her earlier life. Former neighbours,who were interviewed said they remember a lively little girl who was never afraid to bare it all for the world to see...
  13. No really, who the fuck is she!
  14. Her name is Ethel, and she used to be a man. She now stars in Shemale Porn movies...
  15. Got a bigger pic? Preferably with her insides showing.