My Auntie looks like Brian May, is my Uncle a Fag?

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Rawhide, Mar 15, 2012.

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  1. My Auntie looked so much like Brian May (during the Queen era) I used to wonder how people thought her attractive. I am now convinced my 'hard' Uncle who was 'well into' Queen wasn't the tough cnut I was led to believe and i followed a false hero (but not into a public toilet to be raped).

    Anyway, is it possible to make an Arrse Top 10 British Bands, then choose 1 song of each of the bands, within a limited number of pages of debate, to agree a top 10? It should or could be military inspired to drive votes, perhaps an Arrse Album for Charity?

    I'll start with groups.

    1. Rolling Stones

    2. Stone Roses

    3. Oasis

    4. Beatles

    5. Happy Mondays

    7. U2

    8. Kaiser Cheifs

    9. Queen

    10. Madness

    First off, will you name UK groups you think should be considered.
  2. N Dubz and the So Solid Crew.

    And U2 aren't British!
  3. I wanna see photos of your Auntie! Purely for validation purposes of course!
  4. Iron Maiden

    Black Sabbath


    The Who



    The Sex Pistols

    Selfish ****

    and 2 others......
  5. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Certainly not the Kaiser Chiefs. What about The Who, The Kinks, The Specials...?

    And U2 are Oirish.

    Edited to add: as Jimmy's Best Mate has pointed out.
  6. 7 in no particular order... (because I'm lazy)

    Rolling Stones
    The Who
    Led Zepelin
  7. I'm sorry, 'fag' is an Americanism which, like 'ass', I refuse to recognise.

    Please speak English.
  8. Half Man Half Biscuit
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  9. Madness
    Iron Maiden
    Led Zepplin
    The Clash
    Pink Floyd
    The Police
    Sex Pistols
    Dire Straits

    Can't really think of any more. Dire Straits and The Police would top my list though.