My arrse is too small

[Bacongrills]

My arrse has a camo background border around it making the actual page small on my 10" tablet, text scaling up has no effect on arrse, is this border meant to be there ?

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

You've reduced the size of the image on display.

 

[Evdhimong]

My arrse has a camo background border around it making the actual page small on my 10" tablet, text scaling up has no effect on arrse, is this border meant to be there ?View attachment 519061

A progression of concrete gnomes (with appropriate amounts of lube) should obviate the problem.

 

[Bravo_Bravo]

Click on these three dots and you should be able to enlarge your ARRSE...

 

[theoriginalphantom]

buy your tablet a wedding cake, that'll make it's arrse bigger



this 'joke' was brought to you courtesy of the 1970's

 

[Bacongrills]

Click on these three dots and you should be able to enlarge your ARRSE...

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I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android

 

[BossHogg]

My arrse is too small - said no woman - ever!

 

[Helm]

I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android

You still should have them, I have them on my phone mine are on the search bar above the arrse bit. The ones in your pic are the same.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

My arrse is too small - said no woman - ever!

What about all those women who have surgery for a bigger arrse?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Move closer to the screen.

 

[Gout Man]

I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android

You are not alone, I haven’t got three dots either.
We’re missing out, however my Arrse isn’t small.

 

[BetwixtandBetween]

I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android

Eccles walt.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Use 'Control and +' this will enlarge it. Use 'Control and -' to reduce it. I've got mine set to 110% and it is just fine.

 

[BossHogg]

I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android

I'm on Android.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Go to an optician.

 

[Daz]

My arrse has a camo background border around it making the actual page small on my 10" tablet, text scaling up has no effect on arrse, is this border meant to be there ?View attachment 519061

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[re-stilly]

I knew it ARRSE is dottist...... I need a campaign group and activists if I am to right this wrong, we will have an apology, oh yes we will

 

[lokiuk]

Use 'Control and +' this will enlarge it. Use 'Control and -' to reduce it. I've got mine set to 110% and it is just fine.

How is that going to enlarge his arrse?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Do not Google "enlarge my arse"

 

[re-stilly]

How is that going to enlarge his arrse?

Do not be led down the road of the oppressor ...think of the dots