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My arrse is too small

My arrse has a camo background border around it making the actual page small on my 10" tablet, text scaling up has no effect on arrse, is this border meant to be there ?
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You've reduced the size of the image on display.
 
Click on these three dots and you should be able to enlarge your ARRSE...

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theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
buy your tablet a wedding cake, that'll make it's arrse bigger



this 'joke' was brought to you courtesy of the 1970's
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
I haven't got 3 dots I'm on android
You are not alone, I haven’t got three dots either.
We’re missing out, however my Arrse isn’t small.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Go to an optician.
 

Daz

LE
I knew it ARRSE is dottist...... I need a campaign group and activists if I am to right this wrong, we will have an apology, oh yes we will
 
Use 'Control and +' this will enlarge it. Use 'Control and -' to reduce it. I've got mine set to 110% and it is just fine.

How is that going to enlarge his arrse?
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Do not Google "enlarge my arse"
 

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