My Arrse is Broken.

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
I have managed to fracture my Arrse so my little walk (The Fosse Way) has been delayed till later in the year.

Any idea how I can get my arrse mended quickly?
 
#2
Get Jarrod to give it an internal massage.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#4
Tripe, it's cold and raining, he's bottled it.
Bollocks, it's not cold or raining where I am.

I wouldn't give up 10 days away from the wife lightly you know.
 
#8

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
serves you right for getting too close. there's special lists for people like you - pervert :)
 
#18
I have managed to fracture my Arrse so my little walk (The Fosse Way) has been delayed till later in the year.

Any idea how I can get my arrse mended quickly?
You don't specify which bit of your arse is broken but if you'd been in the Luton area, the NHS has a cure-all for all manners of kinetic disorders. It's a three quarter hour group session of tai chi once a month.

Andy fucking Pandy in slow fucking motion.
 

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