My Arrse is Broken.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have managed to fracture my Arrse so my little walk (The Fosse Way) has been delayed till later in the year.

    Any idea how I can get my arrse mended quickly?
  2. Get Jarrod to give it an internal massage.
  3. Tripe, it's cold and raining, he's bottled it.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Bollocks, it's not cold or raining where I am.

    I wouldn't give up 10 days away from the wife lightly you know.
  5. Just out of interest, how did you do it?
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I sat on my bed.
  7. I get an ice skate up my arse and i was face down for 2 weeks , suck it up !!!
  8. Sat on a hoover nozzle "by accident" more like.
  9. Sideways? :?
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    That time was no accident.
  11. Dont joke, it was a figure skating one and my hoop was agony for 2 weeks and i still suffer when i fly long haul.
  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    serves you right for getting too close. there's special lists for people like you - pervert :)
  13. Try putting your arse in a sling and drinking a bottle of whiskey
  14. Did the gerbil make it?
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  15. Still crawling around up there according to the footage I'm getting from rodentcam.