My ARRSE alert keeps going off, please stop annoying me!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LingsCars, Nov 24, 2011.

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  1. I keep get alerts that bloody soldier boys are visiting my website from here. Who is it? Own up!

    You all should know that I am far too important to be replying to rude comments from bloody squaddies. Anyway, I saw you all in that "choir" thing on TV.

  2. Personally, I love SPAM butties.
  3. Send me a free car Ling, and I'll make sure the badness stops, Honest.
  4. SPAM fritters with sauce................
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  5. She's not a spammer you lunatic.
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  6. I think it is Mr Deputy who is clicking me to death.

    I have a new mobile page, if anyone is stupid enough to use an iPhone...
  7. SPAM with Marmite smeared over it. Looks like shit on a Geordie bird's thigh at 2 o'clock on a January morning.
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  8. You must be a new soldier. Tell me when they eventually issue you a tin hat and I'll pay attention to your comments. :) Nit.
  9. It's not marmite, it's that new fangled anti-Taliban cream that patently does not work. You are not supposed to eat it.
  10. Mr D, you have been clicking on my site. how do I know it is you?

    Then, you use the competition (if I can call them that) hehehe. :)

    Talking of the Panda, I am convinced you and Fat_Cav are a dating pair...
  11. Good God,I thought you had smoked/drunk yourself to death by now.
    Nice to see you back!
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Ling. Marry me. Do not throw a half eaten cake at me like the last time.
  13. LIngs not SPAM she's number one geordie rocket bird
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  14. Have you all seen my new ANTI-RIOT vehicle??? hahahahaha#

    here it is

    This is what you are all missing. Heil Ling!

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  15. How much? Does it come with some sucky-fucky?