Muvvers Day Speshul: 241

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 2, 2008.

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  1. So, if you had a choice/chance, which of these combos would you want to tickle your fancy?

    Mum/Daughter Combo Column A or B?

    Goldie Hahn and Kate Hudson Demi Moore and Rumer Willis

    Blythe and Gwyneth Tina and Beyonce

    Sharon and Kelly Osbourne Kathy and Paris Hilton

    and, as an added bonus:

    a 3some:

    Priscilla Presley, daughter Lisa Marie and granddaughter Riley Keough [though, to be fair and avoid pervo charges, Riley is only 14 at present, though , she has appeared polished up in public for ' charity events' and such looking more sophisticated than her years. ]
  2. try spelling. you tool.
  3. And what right have you to talk about my Missus in such a manner.

    I am reporting you the mods for bringing her good name into disrepute.
  4. Goldie and Kate. No question. I could then die happy.

    Scuse me, I'm just nipping out. Anyone got any Kleenex?
  5. see that toting all those medals by your avatar have worn you down, wrapjob...

    If my mizpell [ sic] of someone's name is all you got to b*tch about on a Friday.. I figure you're well past in need of a bag of crisps and a Guinness...
  6. Hello Pot, this is Kettle. Send idiotstat, over.

    (Psst, sweetcheeks - Rocketeer is actually quite a clever blerk who writes books and stuff and doesn't even put pretty pop up pictures in them - you probably wouldn't have read them)
  7. So is he having a bit of writers block, and is on here trying to work out the best combo for a bit of a sex plot.

    I wrote a book once, it was called My Diary!

  8. oy snail when am i putting my dick in you again and make-in you scream.