Mutton dressed up as lamb

#1
I was going to stick this in one of the EM threads, but thinking about it, if you're coming up to compulsory retirement age and decide you want to stay on a few more years, this could set an interesting precedent (albeit in Cloggyland).

Of course changing your age status to make you more desirable on Tinder won't affect your pension rights!

'Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to be recognised as a 49-year-old because he feels 20 years younger, but his application was refused by his local authority.

'He argues that if transgender people are legally allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to give himself a new birth date because doctors told him he has the body of a 45-year-old.

'The entrepreneur and self-help guru, from the Netherlands, is suing his local authority after they refused the amend his age on official documents.'

Tinder user, 69, who identifies as a 49-year-old asks court to change his age
 
#3
Presumably this would work the other way too?
So when HMG decides that I need to be 85 to get a state pension, which the way they keep changing the goal posts will be about June next year I can self identify as pension age and get it :)
Nope cant see anything wrong with that otherwise all the self identification stuff would be a shambolic mockery to simply appease the 'entitled' members of society.
 

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#4
Say no more!
 
#5
If you can identify as a different gender irrespective of the physiological evidence of your chromosomes, and irrespective of having a recognised psychiatric condition (is it called gender dysphoria or somesuch?) then there should be no problem with ignoring the physical evidence of your age and asking to be recognised legally as younger - especially given he states clearly he wants to lose the state pension which he currently gets!
 
#14
I was going to stick this in one of the EM threads, but thinking about it, if you're coming up to compulsory retirement age and decide you want to stay on a few more years, this could set an interesting precedent (albeit in Cloggyland).

Of course changing your age status to make you more desirable on Tinder won't affect your pension rights!

'Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to be recognised as a 49-year-old because he feels 20 years younger, but his application was refused by his local authority.

'He argues that if transgender people are legally allowed to change sex, he should be allowed to give himself a new birth date because doctors told him he has the body of a 45-year-old.

'The entrepreneur and self-help guru, from the Netherlands, is suing his local authority after they refused the amend his age on official documents.'

Tinder user, 69, who identifies as a 49-year-old asks court to change his age
Attention seeking media twunt. If he's after a leg over he's got more than enough cash for a decent prozzie. Maybe one of the student escort services, by the gods the good ones are hot. If paying directly is too much then he could go indirect by putting his bank balance on his tinder profile. He'll be beating them off with the proverbial stick. If he puts his real age they'll be lulled in too a sense that maybe he'll peg it during a hefty session and they'll inherit. Essentially either way gives the same result; he'll be paying for it in one form or other. The first method is maybe slightly more honest.
 
#18
I am not imagining her and Rachel Riley in some awesome Mother and step daughter lesbian teaching porn...no way...nope.......not for me.........Mmmmnnnnmmmmnnnnnggghhhhhh.......
Ye gods man!
The first time I read that through I misunderstood who Rachel Riley was and thought you meant Lisa Riley.
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Right at lunchtime too.
 
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