Mustafa Shag

#1
#2
I brought the Muslim one, as opposed to the non-muslim one.

It blows itself up :D

(The old ones are the best).
 
#4
It's strange how they were never bothered with Bernard Breslaw's character in Carry on up the Khyber
Altogether now:
MUSTAFA LEAK!
 

OldSnowy

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#5
And of course, a very famous one:

Letter from Moscow, wartime:

My Dear Reggie,
In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life, and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me he is called Mustapha Kunt.

We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.

Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr
H.M. Ambassador, Moscow


Link at:http://www.pastfinders.net/great letters.htm
 
#6
LMAO- am now cleaning a cocktail of snot and coffee from my monitor.
 

Auld-Yin

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#7
In the article, a person from Anne Summers asked for names for the doll if Mustapha Shag is not allowed so how about starting this off with

Raghead Roger

or

Put me down woman - I prefer goats.

or

Danish Dan, the Musselman
 
#8
How about calling it Iqbal Socranie ( spelling?) - a dummy and full of air.
 
#9
Peter Plastic Pen1s?
 
#10
I wonder if they'll develop a dido called the RAM- a- DAN?
 
G

Goku

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#11
These Muslims just seam to be becoming more pathetic by the day. Shall we start taking bets on how long it takes for them to start protesting outside Ann Summers?
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#12
What was a good God Fearing young member of the mosque doing in an Anne Summers shop in the first place?
 
#14
Mr_Fingerz said:
What was a good God Fearing young member of the mosque doing in an Anne Summers shop in the first place?
There's a joke around here that,

"Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah,
Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of Christendom,
And Baptists don't recognize each other in strip clubs and liquor stores."

Presumably, the rule about strip clubs, liquor stores, and Anne Summers shops applies to Muslims in the UK....
 

Pob02

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#15
OldSnowy said:
And of course, a very famous one:

Letter from Moscow, wartime:

My Dear Reggie,
In these dark days man tends to look for little shafts of light from Heaven. My days are probably darker than yours, and I need, my God I do, all the light I can get. But I am a decent fellow, and I do not want to be mean about what little brightness is shed upon me from time to time. So I propose to share with you a tiny flash that has illuminated my sombre life, and tell you that God has given me a new Turkish colleague whose card tells me he is called Mustapha Kunt.

We all feel like that, Reggie, now and then, especially when Spring is upon upon us, but few of us would care to put it on our cards. It takes a Turk to do that.

Sir Archibald Clerk Kerr
H.M. Ambassador, Moscow


Link at:http://www.pastfinders.net/great letters.htm
Not only have I just spat out my coffee, but I have also swamped myself laughing at that . . . . now getting some rather strange ( and a little disgusted) looks at work. 8O
 
#16
Looks like Islam has the 'intellectual' property rights to more than the rest of us thought. This looks like a symbol for something sacred in Islam, that sounds like something sacred in Islam. Get a grip FFS! Does the Koran have a ruling on this one? Probably not.

But if it does, I could paraphrase: "I have two books by my bed: The Marine Code and the Bible. The only proper authorities I know are Col. Jessep and God, the Koran doesn't apply to me or 95% of the population of the UK".

Mustafa Shag! So clichéd it's not funny. The po-faced protest is! Mmm. 'Po' is German slang for arrse. Someone will find the application of that to Muslim protest offensive. I have two books......
 
#17
Will the new improved Arrseboutique sell them?
 
#18
Seadog said:
Looks like Islam has the 'intellectual' property rights to more than the rest of us thought.
You're right there. Apparently Aldi once taught the Prophet's brother (named Lidl) and the Prophet was so impressed with the work of Aldi, and Lidl's ability to learn that he ordered Ronald McDonald, his personal entertainer, to write a play in their honour. The play was called 'Confessions of A Window Cleaner' (praise be its name) and the rest is history.

Stand by.
 
#19
These guys really need to get some of this:



(don't worry, PTP, it's my copyright... but delete the post if you really want to anyway...)
 
#20
"Unfortunately, Mustafa is a name given to the Prophet Mohammed."

Am I being a bit dim here or wasn't Mohammed's name - eh, Mohammed?
 

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