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  1. Flash and I was on the phone earlier talking about usual Saturday morning crap and dribble, the subject turned to sex and we were both complaining we had become a little un current of late.

    Then the shock confession came.

    He stated that last time he and Mrs Flash were on the job she had stuck her (rabbit / finger flex toy) up his hoop and he shot like a demon, and he now struggles reaching the final stages without a couple of fingers or a vibrator stuck in his claypit.

    Do I stay pals with this fella or should I block his MSN, and phone numbers etc etc.

    I am suffering from PTSD imagining that cnuts big ginger fritter with with some poor birds fingers sunk to the knuckles :D :D :D
     
  2. i think you should stick with him!!!
    it could lead to all sorts of new and exciting adventures :D :D :D
     
  3. I saw that!! :roll:
     
  4. Many guys apparantly like this type of finger action, although they don't widely broadcast it. You however Mr MDN seem to to know an awful lot about it, and I'm wondering if your talking from experience? :wink:
     
  5. Many guys apparantly like this type of finger action, although they don't widely broadcast it. You however Mr MDN seem to to know an awful lot about it, and I'm wondering if your talking from experience? :wink:
     
  6. My trumping tube is a one way valve, out only

    Flash went into great detail I just listen in stunned silence. :D
     
  7. maybe you should try a "big black mamba" its a massive enough for a saggy hoop :lol:
     
  8. Did you get it on tape :?: :?: :lol:

    LOL vespa!
     
  9. OMG.....
    this so explains the Flash fetish with pink lycra as well!
    next thing you know he'll be talking golf balls...... 8O
     
  10. O Great and Almighty MDN!

    Might I recommend, O Benevilent One...

    Don't knock it until you've tried it!

    :D

    Discuss it with Mrs MDN.
     
  11. Now that's a conversation transcript I'd like to read! :wink:

    How do you think it might go Priestess?
     
  12. Not a chance, you have more chance of nailing trifle to a cieling.
     
  13. Blessed Baby Cakes,

    I think it would be an interesting conversation, with Mrs MDN discovering real power.

    :D
     

  14. ......and MDN discovering he can sing soprano?????? :lol:
     
  15. Baby Cakes,

    Actually, he would discover his true animal ROAR!!!

    :D