Must be someone on here who wants this job?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Steven, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. So, does he need amputees that just have their legs, ie armless, or amputees that have no legs?
  2. Just read it again and they are looking for someone inclusive arms minus leg (or bits of leg) .
  3. Probably after some legless ****** who looks like this:

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  4. I'd be happy to lose one of my legs just to get within sniffing distance of Natalie Dormers monkeys mouth! Go for it chaps :)
  5. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    what about that nice mr spigot ?
  6. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

  7. [video=youtube;dFoagC5yGY0][/video]
  8. [photo-nerd]Nice axe, shame about the reflection of a car (maybe?)[/photo-nerd]

    I know people who do that re-enacting thing and they would be tutting at that costume. They have a slagging off sport called 'stitch-nazis' or something like that.
  9. Well excuse me for reflecting a car and not quite looking like a proper viking. Your re-enacting stitch nazi friends should visit Shetland during Up Helly Aa ... I wonder how much slagging they would be doing whilst being bludgeoned to a pulp with pretend axes wielded by drunken lunatics.
  10. Just get it right next time and we'll say no more :)

    Actually, I'd love to see them at Up Helly Aa, the streets would run with blood and oh how we'd laugh!
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  11. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    er, K13eod - is that a kitchen table you have in your right hand?