Must be a slow news day...........................

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sallyanne09, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. So.

    In the dim and distant past 'gentlemen' got their kicks looking at paintings and naughty postcards. With the invention of t'interweb it seems anyone can become 'addicted to porn.

    But would you 'confess' your sins to a journo from the Daily Wail????

    Confessions of an online porn junkie | Mail Online
  2. No. Pass the whelk.
  3. I wonder how that interview started off. "Hi, I'm Ryan from the Daily Mail, pardon me if I don't shake hands".
  4. A better caption might have been; 'Inventions of a shiftless, dimwitted hack'
  5. I preume that the chap in the pic is using the out-of -camera hand to pull his socks up. Or did I mean off?
  6. I assume he favours the "hairy bear" sites.
  7. So what is his ARRSE user name, seems a bit young to be Meridian or Cuddles.
  8. A shorter and more succinct article could have read "Hello, I'm Ryan and I'm a wanker!"