Muslims = Wifebeaters

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  1. It's a funny old world where a Muslim is named after a brand of alcohol.
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  3. Ironic if his wife was called STELLA.
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  4. Islam.The religion of peace.
  5. Well exactly, it's peaceful because the various wives know to STFU owing to the ever present threat of a slapping.
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  6. The terrorism and the silly man-dresses have served to put me off Islam in the past, but in all fairness I think they might be on to something with this one.
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  7. Burn the book! Burn the book! Burn the book!
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  8. I've read it, it's just a revamped version of

    'She bleedin' asked for it!'

    By Mr D.Waterman esq.
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  9. Now now, it's their culture so we can't go criticising.
    They mignt take it out on the wife.
    Fuckin' amatuers, needing a book...... 'Wife beating for Dummies.'.
  10. Having just received a displeasing text message of a domestic nature I can now confirm I fully support this muslamic policy.
  11. Have they got to you with the muslamic ray guns?
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  12. I don't know how the pious teetotalers manage it, takes at least five pints of stout and a fiver lost on horse to get the average chaps gander up round my way.
  13. Had the "pleasure" of spending a few hours in Bagram this week just gone. The Yank who was dealing with me wasn't impressed when I asked him if he had anything to burn to take the chill away.

    No sense of humour.
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